Firstly, sorry for the lack of posts the last few days, I've come home to Bournemouth for the weekend to see my family, and I don't have my laptop, so I've had to figure out this mobile upload crap.
We were sat around the table after dinner and my mum was scrolling through websites, presumably doing some online shopping on her iPad. When she showed me these hideous creations, insisting "they're wedges", I originally thought she was going senile. I said, "no mum dear, they're just high tops" in a somewhat mocking and patronising tone.
Turns out she was right and most unfortunately so.
Meet Nike's newest creation, the Sky High Wedge Trainer. Three words. What. The. Fuck.
My dad tried to rationalise, "maybe they're for short men?!" Oh no. These bad boys are strictly for women. I've accepted a fair few stupid trends in my time but I'm praying to god these dont catch on. They're almost as bad as creepers. I mean, what would possess anyone to put a heel in a trainer? And you have to pay £85 for the privilege of looking like an absolute idiot.
If for some reason you actually like these monstrosities, you can buy them direct from Nike or from Very and ASOS.
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