Thoughts I Have in the Shower
This water's not hot enough.
Why am I awake?
Why is the water so weak in London?
I'm covered in water so why is my skin getting dryer?
This waters still not hot enough.
Oh my god I have so much to do today.
How is this razor blunt I've only used it once?
Maybe if I can make the bathroom really steamy my voice will sound better.
Better make the water hotter.
Nope. Doesn't sound better.
How does that song go? That one that's stuck in my head? It can't just be one line?
Ow I have shampoo in my eyes again.
I've got so much to do.
I'm not going to procrastinate like yesterday.
I'm going to achieve so much today.
Ooh Pretty Little Liars was on last night, I better watch it once I'm done.
This water is still not hot enough.
I'm not sure I like this shampoo. I'd better go to Boots today and buy another.
Oh and that lipstick from Bourjois.
And a new black eyeliner.
And maybe some new polishes from Essie.
And I could swing past the Chanel counter.
If I go as soon as I'm dressed I'll have plenty of time to work after.
This water still isn't hot enough.
I wonder if there is life on other planets.
I wonder if there are other planets with humans on.
I wonder if the people who made Battlestar Galactica are secretly government officials trying to tell us how life on Earth came to be.
I really should watch Battlestar Galactica again.
This water is still not hot enough.
Can I still use gingerbread shower gel when it's not December anymore?
I need to hurry up, I have so much to do.
Does this water get any hotter?
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this is my favourite post ever.
ReplyDeleteI love this, it sums up my showers perfectly! Gingerbread shower gel is acceptable all year round x
ReplyDeleteCharlotte / coloursandcarousels
This is literally me in the shower. I like to sing Frozen songs in the shower... no not sing, perform! And the water is never ever hot enough.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, this post is brilliant! Really made me laugh. I have completely random thoughts like this in the shower/bath/car/lying in bed! I also do a lot of singing and changing the lyrics to fit in with the thoughts in my head..
ReplyDeleteAnd to answer your question, YES... gingerbread shower gel is perfectly acceptable to use at any point of the year!
Carrie
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You make my life Jaye, literally. This has to be one of my favourite posts!
ReplyDeleteAftab | Fresh And Fearless
Was a little gutted when I saw you weren't going to be writing Bed in the Kitchen as much as only I'd just discovered it then someone pointed me in the direction of your lifestyle blog! Phew!
ReplyDeleteChloe x
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Hahaha this cracked me up so much. You're a star Jaye. xDD
ReplyDeleteHaha I'm so glad you liked it! I thought everyone was going to think I was mad haha! x
ReplyDeleteHaha I'm so glad you found it! I'll be back on Bed In The Kitchen soon! x
ReplyDelete<3 you babe
ReplyDeleteHaha thank you, I thought everyone was going to think I am insane haha! Yes I do that all the time!
ReplyDeleteHaha good, I still have a bottle and a half to get through!
Sometimes I pretend I'm Lady Gaga. It's great.
ReplyDeleteHaha good, I still have a bottle and a half left! x
ReplyDelete<3
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