- I invent scenarios that have a 100% chance of not happening, and pack for them.
- I've never done the right laundry to have the clothes I want.
- I always start with good intentions, and end up with three makeup bags stuffed with beauty products.
- I have to decide what I want to wear before I wear it. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT I'LL FEEL LIKE WEARING NEXT THURSDAY?!
- I want to leave room in my suitcase for purchases but I'm completely incapable of doing so. This normally ends in me buying another bag to check on the way back.
- People keep telling me to pick a 'style' for the trip so I can mix and match but all of my clothes are just different shades of black that don't go together.
- I was in nappies the last time I wet myself but I have to pack three extra pairs of knickers just in case I do. Three times. In one week.
- I know my bag is heavier than the carry on restriction but I CAN'T BE WITHOUT MY ORIGINS MOISTURISER.
- At some point my cat will climb into my suitcase and make me feel guilty about leaving.
- The Pinterest gurus say if I roll my clothes they won't wrinkle but they always do.
- I do not have the perfect travel handbag.
- I will write a list and stick to it and then five minutes before I leave I panic and chuck in four days worth of clothes that go with nothing, that I haven't worn in years.
- My bag won't close.
- My bag is over 20kg.
- I've definitely forgotten something.
