30 Thoughts I Have When It's Hot In England

1. Oh my god why am I still under the duvet. 
2. Why are the curtains billowing when there is NO WIND AT ALL.
3. How is it 22 degrees already. WEATHER, DON'T YOU KNOW THIS IS ENGLAND?
4. I had a shower last night but I'll have another one because it's SO HOT.
5. Oh god. Better shave my legs.
6. What is the least amount of clothing I can feasibly get away with wearing?
7. Is it socially acceptable to eat ice cream for breakfast? No? Okay then.
8. I know it's hot but I still need my morning Starbucks. Better have it iced.
9. WHY IS MY REGULAR STARBUCKS ORDER CHEAPER ICED?! 
10. In the future I'm just going to order it cold and then microwave it. #extremecouponer.
11. Leather chairs + skirt was a bad idea. I think my legs are stuck.
12. WHY DOESN'T EVERYWHERE HAVE AIR CONDITIONING.
13. Maybe if I apply sunscreen at my desk I can trick my brain into thinking I'm at the beach?
14. Why does everyone have to wear flip flops when it's hot? I don't want to see your toes.
15. Best check Instagram and see what an amazing time everyone's having outside.
16. Maybe I could work from the park?
17. Realistically I know no work shall be done if I leave my desk.
18. Maybe I'll just leave work early. 
19. Why doesn't central London have Ice Cream vans? 
20. I shouldn't have worn a skirt. My legs are sticking to each other and I'm not okay with it.
21. I hate summer. There are wasps everywhere.
22. Okay, I give up, I'm going home to roll in ice. Or just, you know, shower.
23. High significant other, I missed you today but DON'T FREAKING TOUCH ME.
24. I'm really hungry but this salad will have to do because hot food is a no go.
25. Time for the third shower of the day. The coldest of the lot.
26. Maybe if I keep flipping the pillow my face will be cooler. 
27. It's too hot for a duvet. I'll just use a sheet instead.
28. How does this sheet keep getting wrapped around my legs? I'M NOT MOVING.
29. I need to get air conditioning. It may only be warm four days a year but this is unbearable.
30. I know I'm taking up the whole bed significant other, but this is the only position where no part of my body isn't touching any other part of my body. So deal with it.