Things That Are Happening

1. THE RED CUPS HAVE ARRIVED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. This means nothing to me because I don't actually like any of Starbucks' festive drinks, but it DOES mean that Christmas is on the approach. And that you're gonna see a lot of these on your Instagram feed for the next two months.
2. I BOUGHT A HAT. This is a major development because I normally look like a prize knob idiot in a hat. Daphne made me do it and assured me I looked 'high fashion', so if I do look like a prize knob idiot, blame her. Direct your hat hate this way.
3. MY BOYFRIEND GOT OLD. He is now 21 which horrifyingly means I am nearly 21. I am not happy about this development, and have tried bargaining with all higher powers to allow me to remain 20 indefinitely. So far no replies, but I'll keep you posted. (he had a nice birthday by the way)
4. I MISS MY PUPPIES. Every time I go home, coming back to London is very hard. They don't smell fantastic, and they cover me in brown hair, and they try to nick my food, but they're really quite nice, and coming home to an empty flat isn't nice.
5. I WENT ON A TWO WHEELED DEATH TRAP. AKA, a segway. It was horrific. I thought I was going to die, or at least face plant into a muddy puddle and ruin my new coat. I will not be trying it again. My boyfriend quite liked it though. He can go alone next time.
6. OXFORD CIRCUS LOOKS PRETTY. Giant white balls are possibly the most boring Christmas decoration ever but they look really pretty. Also, see point one, Christmas is nigh. 
7. I DON'T THINK I LIKE LENA DUNHAM'S NEW BOOK. Controversial, I know, but I just can't get into it, I'm finding it a bit try hard, and a bit 'I swallowed a thesaurus'. I know, I know, you're all going to unfollow me now. 
8. I'M TRYING TO EAT HEALTHY. This means one out of my five three meals a day is healthy. I'm trying, okay.
9. I DID A VLOG. You'll get to see that this weekend. It's not good. But you do get to see my pups.